Sometimes, I wish I was a Samurai. I really do.
Especially when I try to help my daughter with her schoolwork by suggesting that she use Post-Its to mark passages in her book and the heffa has the unmitigated gall to ask "What's a Post-It?"
She knows what a Post-It is.
It's passive-aggressive teenage bullshit.
If I were a Samurai, I'd use my sword to cut out that bullshit.
