10.30.2014

The World Through Black Colored Glasses


There’s been a lot of talk recently in the news about Mike Freeman’s article in the Bleacher Report on Russell Wilson, the quarterback of the Seahawks.  Specifically the portion of the article that says Wilson’s black teammates don’t think he’s “black enough”. 

Oh shit.  

While I don’t often write about race as a topic on Brick Sandwich, this situation touched a nerve and I feel compelled to speak up.

First, this whole notion of not being “black enough” is an insidious problem in the black community.   These rules, this credo, it’s like another world underneath the world, established by black people, used on other black people.    

I understand the rules like a native language, but when I've attempted to explain the rules to non-black people…articulating the ins and outs… it sounds like the stupidest shit I've ever heard.   By the confused looks on my friends’ faces, it sounds just as crazy to them. 

The "black enough" criterion is steeped in racist stereotypes, where street cred is more important than college cred.  It’s pseudo gangster – for both men and women.   There’s definitely a hard veneer attached to the persona.  No room for softness.  Should you deviate from the acceptable standard, you’re seen as some sort of a race traitor and in some circumstances, you could be actually be ostracized.  If you don’t fit the bill, you’re slapped with the “trying to be white” label.   

Yes, people really say that.

As ridiculous as it may sound to people that aren't black, some things are widely designated for white folks only: 

Any winter sport.
Sushi. 
Any music that isn’t hip-hop, R&B or Jazz. 
Skydiving. 
Any running that is not from the police.
Surfing.  
Dude ranches. 
NASCAR.
Kentucky Derby.
Racquetball.
Line Dancing.
Minnesota, Maine, Nebraska and Rhode Island.
Howard Stern (yes, I know he’s got Robyn on the show, but she’s basically been labeled a white man’s whore.  I could devote an entire post to my issues with this name, but I digress…)

The list can go on and on.  If you’re dealing with some real ignorant motherpuckers, the list descends into the everyday things we all take for granted, like trying to get a manager position at work or finishing your degree. 

I’m not kidding.

Obviously, it’s a fucking problem. 

Like any other race, black people aren't just one thing, but it’s like some of us don’t know that.  We’re in everything.  We like all kinds of food, music, places to travel.  We’re CEOs, criminals and everything in between – just like everyone else.  Holding on to this bullshit notion of blackness does nothing to strengthen or uplift black people, but yet we persist in perpetuating the stereotypes.

Charles Barkley has been the most recent black celebrity to voice this opinion, but I've heard or read about similar comments from others: any black person that’s doing well for themselves (or at least relatively better than most of the people that they know) have had to deal with this at one time or another.  


It’s like a leash, or rather a noose that we've fashioned for ourselves, to keep us tethered.  To what, I don’t know.  Some would say our culture.  I don’t buy it and think that people who really go out of their way to tell people they’re not black enough know fuck-all about black culture.